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Hard-Aid CD w/ T-Shirt
 
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Code: PAC1109
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This double live CD compilation is from the original recording of the live benefit concert held for pop-culture icon, Cynthia Plaster Caster in 1992 at The Metro here in Chicago, IL. The benefit concert was put together in order to raise the necessary funds for Cynthia to fight back and regain her stolen collection of iconic penises. The Hard-Aid Package includes a t-shirt as well.


Cynthia Plaster Caster, born Cynthia Albritton in 1947 in Chicago, IL is an artist and self-described "recovering groupie" who creates plaster casts of famous people's penises and breasts. She began her career in 1968 by casting penises of rock musicians, such as Eric Burdon (failed), Jello Biafra, Noel Redding, not to mention our very own MARTIN ATKINS, but perhaps most famously Jimi Hendrix. She later expanded her subjects to include filmmakers and other types of artists. By 2000 Cynthia started casting female artists' breasts such as Peaches and Karen O. Over the course of 30 years as a professional groupie, Cynthia has cast many famous artists and in the process created quite a name for herself in popular culture.


After years of creating these casts, Cynthia had developed quite a collection. In order to safely store and protect the casts, Cynthia entrusted Herb Cohen to store the precious casts in his private vault. Instead of storing them, Cohen actually stole them. Fortunately, Cynthia fought back in court and eventually won them back. You can read more about this on Cynthia's website. Her trusty musician friends banded together and performed a benefit concert for Cynthia to raise money for court costs, and as a result Hard-Aid was born. The Hard-Aid CD features tracks from Jon Langford throwing down a smattering of tracks from his (even in 92) very varied history - from The Three Johns to The Mekons.


The bizarre performance by En Esch was, we think, with members of Velvet Acid Christ and had En Esch emerging slowly from a plastic trash bag. The Pigface tracks feature the late William Tucker, En Esch, Chris Connelly and, of course, Martin Atkins amongst many others!


Interestingly enough, Cynthia's notorious casting of the infamous Jimi Hendrix, took place right here in Chicago! She and fellow caster at the time, Dianne, cast Jimi at the Conrad Hilton Hotel in room 1628. With every purchase of the Hard-Aid live compilation CD, you will be entered into a contest to win 1 FREE night in the infamous room where Jimi Hendrix literally broke the mold! Listen to Cynthia's telling of this hilarious event.


The release itself is SIGNED and numbered by Cynthia Plaster Caster herself and features some phallic paper engineering (that means a pop up penis!!) totally in keeping with the thrust of the project - to see what we mean - watch the video up top! Also view this video about Cynthia!


Disc 1
Cynthia Plaster Caster - A Love Song to Brian Jones' Penis
Wreck - Nothing Can Touch Me Now
Wreck - I Thought I Told You to Shut Up
Wreck - Wine Bar
Wreck - The Death of The Lonesome Fuck Over There
Jon Langford - Lucy In The Rain (The Three Johns)
Jon Langford - Big Eye (Killer Shrews)
Jon Langford - Torches of Liberty (The Three Johns)
Jon Langford - Death of The European (The Three Johns)
Jon Langford - Curse of The Mekons (The Mekons)
Jon Langford - Sorcerer (The Mekons)
Jon Langford - Prince of Darkness (The Mekons)
Jon Langford - Where Were You? (The Mekons)
Jon Langford - 100% Song (The Mekons)

Disc 2
Cynthia Plaster Caster - Jimi Hendrix Journal Entry
En Esch - Bizarre Performance
Rights Of The Accused - Dot Shots
Rights Of The Accused - Plaster Caster
Rights Of The Accused - Sucking Dick for Beer Money
Pigface - I Can Do No Wrong
Pigface - Murder Inc.
Pigface - Go
Cynthia Plaster Caster - Noel Redding Journal Entry

 
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